Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!!! Before we start I just like to announce that today, April 1st, is not my Birthday!
It was supposed to be a one-time April Fools day joke, but unfortunately, I change my birth date on Facebook several times and finally I can’t change it anymore.
So the joke was on me!
Well speaking of jokes, this post about the Icelandic(k) Penis Museum is not a joke! In fact, the founder, Sigurður Hjartarson is really serious about his collection.
On my first visit to Reykjavik, I saw a very nicely displayed apron in a closed gallery. Along with it are interesting souvenirs with humorous logo and messages on it.
I know, I need to find ways to come back and check out what’s inside that gallery.
And I did…
And it was one of the best museums I ever been.
*God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
*Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
*What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
*A verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called “sperm wail”.
*It’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm.
*Sex is not the answer. Sew is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
*Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
Now on with the thing, we call Life …
Life Onshore The Icelandic Penis Museum
The Icelandic Penis Museum opens daily from 10am to 6pm.
Humor inside the museum…
Souvenir items beside the reception area…
Thanks a lot for spending your precious time on my blog and hope this post change
the way how you look at your member and hope this will encourage you to
visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum.
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